Islamic SMS Collection

Namaaz kab kaam aye gi?
Fajr: martay waqt.
Zuhar: kabar main.
Asar: munkir o nakir kay sawalaat kay waqt.
Maghrib: hisaab kitaab kay waqt.
Isha: pul siraat par
80% people issay forward nahiin kartay.
Allah farmatay hain kay agar tum apnay logon kay samnay mujhay radd karo gay
to main tumhain apni nazar main radd kar doon ga..
Please forward it…

Urdu Poetry Sad SMS

O Rakhtay Ho Iss Tarhaan Mera Khayaal Kay Ab,
Har Lamha Udaas Rehnay kO G Karta Hai,
Q Maantay Ho Har Ek Baat Ko Meri Kay Ab,
Tum Ko Tum Hi Say Mangnay Ko G Karta Hai,
Tum Jo Chalo Sath To Koi Shikwa Nahiin Zindagi Say,
Kay Ab To Kantoon Per Bhi Chalnay Ko G Karta Hai,
Darr Hai Kay Iss Safar Main Tanha Na Rah Jaon Main,
Kay Ab Umar Bhar Tera Sath Nibhanay Ko G Karta Hai.

Aaj dua hai us Gafoor-ur-Raheem Se

Aaj Dua hai Us Khaliq-e-Kainat se k Wo aap ki saari Mushkilat khatam karay,
Aaj dua hai us Gafoor-ur-Raheem Se k aap ko sehat tandursti ata karaya.
Aaj Dua hai us Rabb-ul-Izzat se k wo har pal har jagha aap ki hifazat karay.
Aaj dua hai us ghani se k aap ko har darja nawaz de.
Aaj dua hai us Malik-e-Do jahan se k wo aap ko har khushi se hamkinar karay.
(Amin)

Kiyoun k Maa k sath guzra hua waqt

Jab bhi farig waqat mile to apni Maa k pass ja k betha karo,
Kiyoun k Maa k sath guzra hua waqt qayamat k din nijat ka baes bany ga
Hazrat Ali (A.S)

Jab Nabi Karim S.A.W.W ki viladat hui

Mojizaat-E-Nabi(S.A.W.W)
Jab Nabi Karim S.A.W.W ki viladat hui tu us raat 4 Mojze Hue.
1- Puray Arab main logon ne Zameen se Asman tak Noor Deakha,
Woh Noor is qadar tha k log apne gharon se bahir aa gaye.
2- Kabba main us waqat 360 bout thay jo sab gir pare,
3- Iran ka Aatish kada jo Hazaron saalse jal raha tha Khud ba Khud Bujh gaya.
4- Us raat puri kainaat main Allah ne Aurton ko baitay ata kiye.
Subhan Allah

A funny crime story

A funny crime story,
Five friends lived in a room.
Mad
Brain
Fool
Nobody
Somebody,
One day somebody killed Nobody, At that time Brain was in
bathroom, Mad called police.
Mad: Hello police! Somebody has killed Nobody.
Policeman: R you Mad?
Mad: Yes i m mad.
Policeman: Dont u have brain ?
Mad: yes actually brain is in bathroom.
Policeman: You fool?
Mad: No sir i m Mad actually Fool is busy
“(Reading Sms)”

500 rupees kay puranay note band ho gaye hain

 500 rupees kay puranay note band ho gaye hain,
Last date 28-04-2011 hai.
So 500 kay note foran bank say change karwa lain,
Aur iss sms message ko apnay friends ko forward karain,
Takay kissi gharib ka loss na ho jaye.
Shukriya!
Submitted By: Shakeel

Happy Gandum Season

Agar meri koi call na aye,
Koi sms message bhi na aye,
Aur koi miss call bhi na aye,
Tau samajh laina kay,
Chaudhry sahab Gandum kata rahay hain,
Happy Gandum Season

Greetings SMS English

Congratulations on getting such good marks,
May Allah bless you Throughout your life.
Best of Luck

Sardar and Pathan Shadi

Sardar: Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Haan, hamara aurat say shadi hoa hai,
Sardar: Bewakoof tau kiya mard say bhi shadi hoti hai,
Pathan: Haan hamara sister ka hoa hai!

Our body is fully made of water

Unbeatable lines
Our body is fully made of water,
But whenever it hurts Blood comes out,
Our heart is full of Blood,
Whenever it hurts the water comes from our eyes.

New year sms joke

2011 ki pehli subha hai

Koi

Galti

Gustakhi

Koi khata

Wagaira

Ho

Gai

Ho

Tau

Please maafi mang lain

Main aaj achay mood main hoon :)

Happy New Year

* Happy first *
* Morning *
* of 2011 *
*.*.* Happy New Year *.(|).*
(*) Bohot sara of 2011 )*(

New year is the best time to tell you

New year is the best time to tell you a new…
For your loving,
caring and
sharing ways…
I shall always cherish your friendship in my heart!
Happy New Year 2011

Happy last Good Morning of 2011

Last gift of 2010 4 you!
Nahiin hai gardish-e-doraan pay ikhtiyaar magar,
Khuda woh din na laye kay pareshan ho tum,
(Ameen)
Happy last Good Morning of 2011

New Year SMS 2011

@==========@
)     “HapPy”      )
/     – NeW -      /
(     ” YeAr “      )
@==========@
May this year bring a lot of happiness for you and your family!
Ameen!

Good Morning!

Wasi Shah Urdu Poetry

Bhool jayen gay tumhain, yeh tumsay wada hai,
“Wasi”
= ^ = Bas = ^ =

Jism say zara saans ka rishta tau toot janay do…

Agar khuda tumhari duain poori kar raha hai

Agar khuda tumhari duain poori kar raha hai,
tau woh tumhara yaqeen barha raha hai,
Agar dair kar raha hai
tau woh tumhara sabr barha raha hai,
Aur agar duaon ka jawab nahiin day raha
tau woh tumhain aazma raha hai.
Hazrat Ali(R.A)

Msc: Mother of seven children

Aik sardar k ghar k bhar name plate pe likha tha Wife Msc$ Husband Fsc,
Aik admi ne pocha sardar gi aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?
or aap ne kis mian Fsc ki hai?
Sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nai.name palate da matlb aa
Msc: Mother of seven children
Fsc: Father of seven children.

Sana e Rab e jalil likkhun

Mehak me saray haroof dho kar
Qalam ko b ijz me dabo kr
Sana e Rab e jalil likkhun
Taveel tr se taveel likhun
Jamal likhun jameel likhun
Usi ko us ki daleel likhun
Kahan nhi tha kahan nhi he
Mujhe bta wo jahan nhi hai
Azal se he, ta abd rhe ga,
Wo aap apni sana rhe ga.
Wohi to hai la sharik o yakta,
Wo sb ka khaliq wo sb ka Aaqa.
Wo sb k ander o sb k bahir,
Wo sb se ooper wo sb k sar per.
Rahim o Rehman sifat us ki,
Bari Kareem hai Zaat Us ki.

Mare paas aap k ley duaaein han

Ager kisi k pass sabh kuch ho to dunya jalti hai
Ager kuch na ho to dunya hansti hai
Mare paas aap k ley duaaein han
jis k ley dunya tarasti hai!!!

Achi or naik baat phelana Sadqa-e-jaria hai

Allah ki 4 rahmtian jo insan se bardashat nahi hoti
1: Beti
2: Mehman
3: Barish
4: Bimari
Allah k 4 azab jo insan bohat khushi se qabool kerta hai…
1: sood
2: jahez
3: Gheebat
4 : jhoot
(Achi or naik baat phelana Sadqa-e-jaria hai)

Newton’s head instead of apple

Physics would have been much easier…..
if….
if….
if….
“Tree” had fallen on newton’s head instead of Apple
G@@d M@rning

Aaglay saal pepsi par 10 rupay

Koi kuch bhi kahay sub ki naak main dam kar dun ga……
Aaglay saal pepsi par 10 rupay kum kar dun ga……….:-)

What An Idea Sir Jee

An idea can change your life,
but a girlfriend can change your idea,
so always change girlfriends to change ideas!
{What An Idea Sir Jee}

Please tell everyone about it

Nabi S.A.W.W ne jibrail A.s se pucha k mere chale jane k bad b tm dunya me Aaoge?
Jibrail A.S ne kaha han main qayamat tak 10 Martaba aon ga. Har Baar 1 Chiz le jaun ga
1: Sbr
2: Sharm-o-haya
3: Mhbt
4: Brkt
5: Insaf
6: Skhavat
7: Halal
8: Sadqat
9: Elm
10: Quran
Please tell everyone about it!

Dosti: Issi rishtay ko dosti kahtay han janab

DOSTI
D: Dastak bhe na day
O: Aur apna bana lay
S: Sari zindagi jo sath day
T: Taaluk bina lalach rakhy
I: issi rishtay ko dosti kahtay han janab!!!!
Happy valentine Day!