Sardar and Pathan Shadi

Sardar: Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Haan, hamara aurat say shadi hoa hai,
Sardar: Bewakoof tau kiya mard say bhi shadi hoti hai,
Pathan: Haan hamara sister ka hoa hai!

Our body is fully made of water

Unbeatable lines
Our body is fully made of water,
But whenever it hurts Blood comes out,
Our heart is full of Blood,
Whenever it hurts the water comes from our eyes.

New year sms joke

2011 ki pehli subha hai

Koi

Galti

Gustakhi

Koi khata

Wagaira

Ho

Gai

Ho

Tau

Please maafi mang lain

Main aaj achay mood main hoon :)

Happy New Year

* Happy first *
* Morning *
* of 2011 *
*.*.* Happy New Year *.(|).*
(*) Bohot sara of 2011 )*(

New year is the best time to tell you

New year is the best time to tell you a new…
For your loving,
caring and
sharing ways…
I shall always cherish your friendship in my heart!
Happy New Year 2011

Happy last Good Morning of 2011

Last gift of 2010 4 you!
Nahiin hai gardish-e-doraan pay ikhtiyaar magar,
Khuda woh din na laye kay pareshan ho tum,
(Ameen)
Happy last Good Morning of 2011

New Year SMS 2011

@==========@
)     “HapPy”      )
/     – NeW -      /
(     ” YeAr “      )
@==========@
May this year bring a lot of happiness for you and your family!
Ameen!

Good Morning!

Wasi Shah Urdu Poetry

Bhool jayen gay tumhain, yeh tumsay wada hai,
“Wasi”
= ^ = Bas = ^ =

Jism say zara saans ka rishta tau toot janay do…

Agar khuda tumhari duain poori kar raha hai

Agar khuda tumhari duain poori kar raha hai,
tau woh tumhara yaqeen barha raha hai,
Agar dair kar raha hai
tau woh tumhara sabr barha raha hai,
Aur agar duaon ka jawab nahiin day raha
tau woh tumhain aazma raha hai.
Hazrat Ali(R.A)

Msc: Mother of seven children

Aik sardar k ghar k bhar name plate pe likha tha Wife Msc$ Husband Fsc,
Aik admi ne pocha sardar gi aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?
or aap ne kis mian Fsc ki hai?
Sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nai.name palate da matlb aa
Msc: Mother of seven children
Fsc: Father of seven children.

Sana e Rab e jalil likkhun

Mehak me saray haroof dho kar
Qalam ko b ijz me dabo kr
Sana e Rab e jalil likkhun
Taveel tr se taveel likhun
Jamal likhun jameel likhun
Usi ko us ki daleel likhun
Kahan nhi tha kahan nhi he
Mujhe bta wo jahan nhi hai
Azal se he, ta abd rhe ga,
Wo aap apni sana rhe ga.
Wohi to hai la sharik o yakta,
Wo sb ka khaliq wo sb ka Aaqa.
Wo sb k ander o sb k bahir,
Wo sb se ooper wo sb k sar per.
Rahim o Rehman sifat us ki,
Bari Kareem hai Zaat Us ki.

Mare paas aap k ley duaaein han

Ager kisi k pass sabh kuch ho to dunya jalti hai
Ager kuch na ho to dunya hansti hai
Mare paas aap k ley duaaein han
jis k ley dunya tarasti hai!!!

Achi or naik baat phelana Sadqa-e-jaria hai

Allah ki 4 rahmtian jo insan se bardashat nahi hoti
1: Beti
2: Mehman
3: Barish
4: Bimari
Allah k 4 azab jo insan bohat khushi se qabool kerta hai…
1: sood
2: jahez
3: Gheebat
4 : jhoot
(Achi or naik baat phelana Sadqa-e-jaria hai)

Newton’s head instead of apple

Physics would have been much easier…..
if….
if….
if….
“Tree” had fallen on newton’s head instead of Apple
G@@d M@rning

Aaglay saal pepsi par 10 rupay

Koi kuch bhi kahay sub ki naak main dam kar dun ga……
Aaglay saal pepsi par 10 rupay kum kar dun ga……….:-)

What An Idea Sir Jee

An idea can change your life,
but a girlfriend can change your idea,
so always change girlfriends to change ideas!
{What An Idea Sir Jee}

Please tell everyone about it

Nabi S.A.W.W ne jibrail A.s se pucha k mere chale jane k bad b tm dunya me Aaoge?
Jibrail A.S ne kaha han main qayamat tak 10 Martaba aon ga. Har Baar 1 Chiz le jaun ga
1: Sbr
2: Sharm-o-haya
3: Mhbt
4: Brkt
5: Insaf
6: Skhavat
7: Halal
8: Sadqat
9: Elm
10: Quran
Please tell everyone about it!