Sardar and Pathan Shadi

Sardar: Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Haan, hamara aurat say shadi hoa hai,
Sardar: Bewakoof tau kiya mard say bhi shadi hoti hai,
Pathan: Haan hamara sister ka hoa hai!

Our body is fully made of water

Unbeatable lines
Our body is fully made of water,
But whenever it hurts Blood comes out,
Our heart is full of Blood,
Whenever it hurts the water comes from our eyes.

New year sms joke

2011 ki pehli subha hai

Koi

Galti

Gustakhi

Koi khata

Wagaira

Ho

Gai

Ho

Tau

Please maafi mang lain

Main aaj achay mood main hoon :)

Happy New Year

* Happy first *
* Morning *
* of 2011 *
*.*.* Happy New Year *.(|).*
(*) Bohot sara of 2011 )*(

New year is the best time to tell you

New year is the best time to tell you a new…
For your loving,
caring and
sharing ways…
I shall always cherish your friendship in my heart!
Happy New Year 2011

Happy last Good Morning of 2011

Last gift of 2010 4 you!
Nahiin hai gardish-e-doraan pay ikhtiyaar magar,
Khuda woh din na laye kay pareshan ho tum,
(Ameen)
Happy last Good Morning of 2011

New Year SMS 2011

@==========@
)     “HapPy”      )
/     – NeW -      /
(     ” YeAr “      )
@==========@
May this year bring a lot of happiness for you and your family!
Ameen!

Good Morning!