A funny crime story

A funny crime story,
Five friends lived in a room.
Mad
Brain
Fool
Nobody
Somebody,
One day somebody killed Nobody, At that time Brain was in
bathroom, Mad called police.
Mad: Hello police! Somebody has killed Nobody.
Policeman: R you Mad?
Mad: Yes i m mad.
Policeman: Dont u have brain ?
Mad: yes actually brain is in bathroom.
Policeman: You fool?
Mad: No sir i m Mad actually Fool is busy
“(Reading Sms)”

Sardar and Pathan Shadi

Sardar: Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Haan, hamara aurat say shadi hoa hai,
Sardar: Bewakoof tau kiya mard say bhi shadi hoti hai,
Pathan: Haan hamara sister ka hoa hai!

Newton’s head instead of apple

Physics would have been much easier…..
if….
if….
if….
“Tree” had fallen on newton’s head instead of Apple
G@@d M@rning

Aaglay saal pepsi par 10 rupay

Koi kuch bhi kahay sub ki naak main dam kar dun ga……
Aaglay saal pepsi par 10 rupay kum kar dun ga……….:-)

What An Idea Sir Jee

An idea can change your life,
but a girlfriend can change your idea,
so always change girlfriends to change ideas!
{What An Idea Sir Jee}