Sardar and Pathan Shadi

Sardar: Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Haan, hamara aurat say shadi hoa hai,
Sardar: Bewakoof tau kiya mard say bhi shadi hoti hai,
Pathan: Haan hamara sister ka hoa hai!

Msc: Mother of seven children

Aik sardar k ghar k bhar name plate pe likha tha Wife Msc$ Husband Fsc,
Aik admi ne pocha sardar gi aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?
or aap ne kis mian Fsc ki hai?
Sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nai.name palate da matlb aa
Msc: Mother of seven children
Fsc: Father of seven children.